Instead of saving up for a mortgage deposit or a car, I want to start saving for the purpose of hoarding a vast collection of food and water, otherwise I'll be thirsty from droughts and succumbing to eating insects along with everyone else. And that includes a lot of chocolate, as apparently that's on its way out, too.
Longer droughts will eventually dry up parts of England. Drier winters, coupled with added pressure to our underground water supplies, means there'll be more than the odd hosepipe ban. All I want to do from now until the very last possible moment is sit in a nice hot bath and cry at the thought of being sentenced to showers for the rest of my life.